9.19.2007
Horcrux in a blender
Watch as this crazy man blends an iPhone. Yup, in a blender. Try to forget that it's disgusting that someone destroyed a phone that costs a month's rent long enough to watch this entire clip. The phone turns to black smoke at the end, which experts believe to be a little piece of Steve Jobs' soul. This explains why Apple products are so much better. They are made with dark magic, and each iPhone is actually a horcrux. Maybe if Bill Gates was willing to do this that Zune thing wouldn't have been so lame.
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I like apples they taste good. I remember when I was a kid, I was as big as I am now, so all my friends called upon me to beat up other kids. I of course did not beat them up because I don't fight, but I can thrown an apple a long way. So one cool October day I fired an work filled apple at little joey from next door. It hit him square in the eye and his father, Mr. Thompson, came out with his shotgun and fired it in the air above us so we could here the bb's hit the trees above us. It was like WW!! and the world was raining hell down upon us. I don't throw apples anymore, but I do eat them alot.
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